sorry:

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

telapathetic:

*submits resume to the illuminati*

queenbandaid:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

i-ve-lost-control-again:

my romantic feelings are always such a waste of time

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

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